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Come ‘ere, you little guy. Ya ready? Huuugh! *Baby laughs* Hahaha, alright. Ya ready? Huugh! *Baby giggles* And huugh! *Baby laugh fades* Look, your granddad! Come here. We do not procreate with birds, you hear me?! -Hnrrr
-Oww -Hnrrr
-Oww *slap*

In โ€œjunk mailโ€ it has that song and a bird rides his dick. In this one it has that song and a bird rides his dick.

Wait, How did he procreate while flying!! how he even able to fit it in the birds @$$ Its toooo small
I am terribly confused might be I have to go up!!!

Does he even understand what his birdwife is saying like feed the kids or its our anniversary were is my gift? Things like that.

He must have been injected into an escape trajectory, fly around sun for 40 years and intercept the earth's orbit, enter the atmosphere and coincidentally land in the very launchpad which grew a fancy beard

Can everyone just stop with these highly addictive puns like they went ages ago. Sorry to let you down but I'm doing the puns

So no-one is going to comment on the Junk Mail theme?

Edit: I watch way too much C&H.

How to explain to your wife that you lost the baby:
Dad: Hey Honey, I was outside with Daniel and all of a sudden a bird swooped down and took him
Mom: …

You know what sad truth
The stupid thing human doing now…. Nobody is able to see that…. Coz some bunch of idiots makes it acceptable by community.

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