Tell My Wife – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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Anybody remember that YouTube short that was exactly like this, and the guy goes back to the dudes family to read a poem and the wife is a horse?

It's the small things that made this hilarious.
1:31 slapping sarge awake
1:48 sarge folding his arms in anger at his wife while he's lying on the ground "dying"
1:55 pointing the gun away after she aims it at him
2:21 being VERY tempted to shoot her then and there
2:30 how sarge says gare-age in his british accent
2:36 "Well it certainly isn't YOUR blood everywhere!"

Man:Tell my(cough)wife that I lo(cough)
Wife:awe I'm sorry now honey
Man:aghed onely at her jokes because she had big tits
PeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP

tell my wife (cough) i…. didn't really… go to…. war. it.. was….. just an… excuse… to… look… for… girls… better looking…. then her.

Actually the heart is in the left side not at the right

Because the bullet actually hit on the right side not the left side.

😎

this was a mawk battle meaning no one was supposed to get hirt but no the wife had to use live rounds in a reinactment

Tell my wife… (Cough) i have a hundred dollars under the … (Dies)
Wife:WTF LIL BICK MADAFFAKA ASSHOLE OF FIRST GENERATION

I like how they have a Brodie Helmet mixed with an M1 Helmet and ones British and the other is American I have many questions

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