Take This – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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Take This – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

-Take this, my son. For it is my body. -Thank you, Jesus. -And take this. For it is my blood. -Yes, Jesus. -Take this, my son. For it is my hair. -Uhhhhhhhhh… Okay, Jesus. -And this is my head! -Jesus. It’s ready. -It’s perfect! -Oh shit! Here they come! (muffled …

High Noon – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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High Noon – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

Finally! I- I found it! The lost treasure is mine! I believe I’ll be taking that loot, old-timer. No way! I found it! It’s mine! I’m afraid I’m gonna have to… insist. I don’t think so, hombre. I believe I will be taking that bounty. Now hold it right there! …

Cyanide & Happiness Compilations – Robbers
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Cyanide & Happiness Compilations – Robbers

Don’t move don’t you fucking move or a clueless entire place to the ground Don’t squirt Put the gun down scumbag put the gun down now or we’ll shoot I said now Damn I guess you could say he really sticks to his guns And what can I get for …

Killgore – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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Killgore – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

You can do it, Daddy! -Thanks, lil’ hotshot. -Clive, be careful out there. Killgore’s the deadliest bull since Tokyo Pete in ’91. -Don’t worry, doll. Nothing I can’t handle. Bull riding is what I do. *Spits on hair* -Introducing six time, bull riding champion and devoted father and husband; Clive …

Cyanide & Happiness: Sad Larry Saga
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Cyanide & Happiness: Sad Larry Saga

{{{Sad, thoughtful piano background music plays}} Hmm–Larry it is, isn’t it? It is, isn’t it? Sad Larry. How’s it going buddy? [depressed, slurred] Good, I guess. Aw, what’s got you down this time? Oh, it’s… nothin’. ((chuckles)) Well, you know what cheers me up after a lotta… ‘nothing’… gets me …

Happy Bears – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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Happy Bears – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

[Intro] ah ha ha ha! ohhhh! Hmm? *footsteps ehh OHHHH AH HA ah ah ah ahhhhh *stitching* Boss: What the hell is this? Boss: Why aren’t these bears smiling? *sad music plays* Child: What is a smile? *sad* *idea* Boss: *gasp* *stitching* [Outro] *Extra cutscene*

Underwear – Cyanide & Happiness Minis
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Underwear – Cyanide & Happiness Minis

Eeehhh!! Ah! seriously? Ew!! Ah… come on. Really? They chewed all of them up? Maybe… GAAAAHHH!!! There’s gotta be something in here… Ah… this seems alright. Dammit!!! Let’s see What the hell? No way! Lousy moths and their integrally pattern eating habits… Maybe this one? *Sighing* No good. *Quiet Evil …

SATCHMODE – HAPPINESS PT. 1
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SATCHMODE – HAPPINESS PT. 1

What it the thing that I’ve been seeking Doesn’t take my pain away? Have I been wasting my time dreaming What’s gonna get me through the day? I’ve been trying to think it over Maybe it all will turn out fine But it’s so hard to shake the feeling That …

Homer Is Overcome With Happiness | Season 28 Ep. 12 | THE SIMPSONS
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Homer Is Overcome With Happiness | Season 28 Ep. 12 | THE SIMPSONS

[gasps] Cobbler. I’ve got a granny in Atlanta who custom bakes them just for me. Peach. Berry. Cherry. Rhubarb. Pineapple. You can’t cobbler pineapple. Yet here it is. [sobbing] Homer, what’s wrong? I’ve never seen such beautiful cobbler.