Cross Fit by Jesus (CrossFit parody) {The Kloons}
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Cross Fit by Jesus (CrossFit parody) {The Kloons}

You’ve heard of CrossFit but have you heard of Cross Fit? Hi. I’m JC. Founder of the miraculous new workout regime that’s sweeping the developed world. When I first started Cross Fit it wasn’t necessarily by choice. But pretty soon I realized that my biggest burden was also my biggest …

BUNG special: Divine Intervention
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BUNG special: Divine Intervention

This is an outrage! This is a travisty! This is an outrage! This is a travisty! A God falls as often as the autumn leaf! A God falls as often as the autumn leaf! *angry crowd* First the greeks and then the Norse. *angry crowd* How long ’til we’re all …

Shleve Harvey takes on Sand & Soul, Mexico 🇲🇽
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Shleve Harvey takes on Sand & Soul, Mexico 🇲🇽

– We in Cancun. (dramatic music) You’re hitting a lot of bumps, baby. Come on, now. And like a true player does, I show up in style. – [Steve Harvey] How are you doing, Me? – I’m here to shine light. – You look good, too. – You look young, …

Achmed The Dead Terrorist’s Religion – Controlled Chaos  | JEFF DUNHAM
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Achmed The Dead Terrorist’s Religion – Controlled Chaos | JEFF DUNHAM

– Achmed, since you’re clearly a terrorist, are you Muslim? – No. Scientologist. (audience laughs loudly) – But you used to be Muslim? – No, look at me. I’m too extreme. (audience laughs) I was Catholic. (audience laughs loudly) – Really? – Eh, Methodist. – What? – Buddhist. – What? …

God’s God
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God’s God

What’s up God? Oh, “Tits McGee” over here just died in a car accident. And? And he was an atheist. BUH! Surprise motherfucker! I’m real! Come on God, stop antagonizing the atheists, isn’t it enough that you send them to hell? Jeffrey, don’t fuck with the highlight of my day, …

Airplane Dad: Part 2 – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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Airplane Dad: Part 2 – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

Hey- you alright, Joey? yeah, I just wish my dad was here… [Tense Music] [Airplane Crash] Nice shot, Joey ! Yeah! joey…joey….joey…. Good shot, son! Thanks, Dad! [Outro Music] Yeah… I got kicked out of my place.. Can I stay with you guys? Uhhm…. That’s Tough… You see, we have …

The Bouquet – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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The Bouquet – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

*Gasp!* -*Gasp!* Lovely choice. Aren’t those Begonia’s just gorgeous? Alright. And what do you want your personalized message to say? -Oh right. Have it say: “This is a stickup. Put all of the money in the bag.” -Uhhhh… Do you mind repeating that? -Sure! Uh- yeah. It- so it should …

90s Vocal Coach Shows How To Become A Soul Superstar! (Parody) | Soul Train Awards 2019
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90s Vocal Coach Shows How To Become A Soul Superstar! (Parody) | Soul Train Awards 2019

– My name is Victoria Chase, and I’m the ’90s vocal coach. ♪ Woo woo woo woo ♪ ♪ Yeah-hi ya-ha-yi ♪ The 2019 Soul Train Music Awards will be live for the first time in Las Vegas, and to no surprise, they have hired me to teach the world …

X-Ray – Cyanide & Happiness Minis
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X-Ray – Cyanide & Happiness Minis

Alright! Let’s have a look at you! (wobbing sounds) Hmm… (wobbing sound still continues) (wobbing sounds still continues and heartbeats) I’m sorry, but.. it appears you have a cancerous tumor. (gasp) What’s this? (pop) Another one? (pop) And another one! What? What’s going on? (pop) There’s another one here! (pop) …