Dante’s Divine Comedy (Inferno.Purgatory.Heaven.)
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Dante’s Divine Comedy (Inferno.Purgatory.Heaven.)

Now gather ’round people got a story to tell.. exiled from Florence, no house nor hotel went wandering aimlessly around these woods not regretting what I did do, regretting what I could there was such beauty that my mind had been blown was only a child, but man it shook …

When one friend takes forever to eat | Soul Decision Comedy
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When one friend takes forever to eat | Soul Decision Comedy

– That’s how I end up with a hose in my backyard. (All laugh) – Oh my god! – Oh! Yo, spray me down, man, because I am full. Oh, Kev, you barely touched your food. – Oh my god, look at me, just yap, yap, yapping. Oh! (Laughs) Sorry, …

Elaine’s Promo for the Soul
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Elaine’s Promo for the Soul

Hello. My name is Elaine Martinez, host of Elaine’s Cooking for the Soul, a weekly show that some describe as a post-apocalyptic cooking podcast but I described as government-approved cooking with government-approved rations. Each week me and a fellow survivor– I mean, guest–will cook a new and clear recipe for …

GODS IN REAL LIFE
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GODS IN REAL LIFE

(ditzy girl) OMG! (zealot) Hey, don’t say the Lord’s name in vain! (Ian) SHUT UP!!! Now, Cupid’s cute, but he’s got a weird fat head. Oh, how about Medusa? She’s pretty hot, right? Sure. Oh, dude, it totally slipped my mind but speaking of Medusa, I’m actually going to be …

How To Make A Salad FOR JESUS
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How To Make A Salad FOR JESUS

JESUS- GREETINGS KONICHIWA TACOBELL Mariah Carey My name is Shaniqua Kanye Beyonce Shakira, eh! McDonalds chicken nuggets about to slay George Clooney’s my baby daddy, yay Who needs racism anyways? Patterson Also known as that thang with them broad strangs also known as the meat with her hair on fleek …

GOP Jesus
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GOP Jesus

– Truly I say unto you, whoever welcomes one of these little ones in my name might be letting in a murderer or a drug. Let’s get her to a detention center, you know, until we can figure out what’s going on. I was hungry and you gave me something …

Rap God (Dear Ryan)
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Rap God (Dear Ryan)

So, first things first. I know, I know! Before somebody makes a comment, I know my hair is disgustingly long. It’s literally never been this long before. So please don’t leave the comment, “Dear Ryan, can you cut your hair? It looks like a dirty mop!” Actually, you know what? …

How God Of War Should Have Ended
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How God Of War Should Have Ended

How God of War Should Have Ended Kratos had traversed the Desert of Lost Souls, bested the deadly traps of Pandora’s temple and escaped Hades. There was but one task left. Kratos had done the unthinkable: a mortal defeating a god. But in the end, knowing his visions of the …