The Sign – Classic Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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The Milk Man – Cyanide & Happiness Minis
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The Milk Man – Cyanide & Happiness Minis

(Intro) -Hey, want to see something cool? Watch me make your milk disappear with my Psychic Powers. -No way. -Bet you ten bucks. -All right, you’re on. -Watch this. (Grunting) (Really?) (Grunting) -Damn! Why aren’t my powers working? (Chuckles) (HELP!!!) (Suspenseful music) Hey, Billy, I bet you ten bucks I …

The Trick – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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The Trick – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

*Music* Woah. You’re hired! -…Sweet. Wait, what’s the job again? …Shit. -This is a Channelate breaking news update. -Good evening folks, I’m Chip Chapley. Panic strikes as the deadly bubonic plague spreads rapidly through the city. Oh, uh. Alright. We interrupt this interruption to bring you a word from our …

Mothman 2 – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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Mothman 2 – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

If our demands aren’t met in one minute We’re taking every hostage down Only moth man can save us now I hope he gets here soon Look! It’s moth man. [Flapping noises] [Clumsy bumping noises] [Screams of terror] [Scared frantic flailing huffs] He’s in my mouth! What’s going on back …

Interrogator – Cyanide & Happiness Minis
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Interrogator – Cyanide & Happiness Minis

-(Spits) You’ll never break me… -(Evil laugh) Well, we have ways of making you talk. -(Gasps!) Debbie? -Sandra? Oh my god. I haven’t seen you since college! You look great! -So do you! -I’ve been doing pilates. -I know, right? Such a good workout. -What have you been up to? …

Seed Gun – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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Seed Gun – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

-That’s it! It’s done! My seed gun will revolutionize the farming industry! A single worker will be able to plant an entire field in minutes! (Gunshots) Ohh, you’re my golden ticket out of here, baby! (Smooches) -And you say your seed shotgun will allow a single worker to plant an …

Don’t Stop – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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Don’t Stop – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

Hey guys, there wasn’t going to be a short this week, but NORD VPN swooped in and sponsored one. So stay tuned after the credits for a special animation. (Chainsaw) (Heavy breathing) I’ve got you know you son of a bitch! Die Die Die! Auto-Emergency Braking with pedestrian detection. Stops …

Classroom – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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Classroom – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

What do you have in there, William Well William… You better have enough to share with the whole class He is making learning fun