Probably Not Straight – Steven Universe (ANIMATIC)

Steven: I have a girlfriend now, uh, myself which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave and, I’ve walked and talked for 28 years I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in heaven they built three-quarters of a gay person and they forgot to flip the final switch and they just sent me out, and it was like, ‘You marked that one gay, right?’ and he was like ‘Oh no, was I supposed to?” And they were like, “Oh, man!” ‘Well, this will be a Very interesting person.’ ‘This’ll be a very silly person.’ I was definitely gay when I was a little boy. A lot of little boys are gay, y’know they’re very ~flowy~ and they have hard opinions on things. I don’t mean that I was a sexually-active gay man when I was a little boy, That’s not what I mean. When I was a little boy, I was more like a 67 year old gay man that’s kind of over it, sexually, y’know? I was just like an old queen, I would come out to the recess yard and be like, ‘Everyone get outta my way! I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.’ Real quick, I had this happen, I was in a restaurant near here in the West Village, and I was at the urinal, and an old gay man came in the bathroom with a walker, like this, and he said this to me, and he went, ‘I’m either havin’ a drink, or I have to pee. You’re livin’ the golden years, kid, not me.’ Like, he spoke in rhymes. It was crazy. It was such a weird interaction that I wasn’t sure if it actually happened. I came out of the bathroom and I asked my girlfriend, like, ‘Did you see, like, and old man, follow me in the bathroom?’ And she was like, ‘Steven, that bathroom’s been CLOSED for FORTY YEARS!!!’ Connie: It’s going very well, I love him very much So a few months ago, he was like, ‘Okay, it’s going well, so, now, uh I should meet your parents.’ Because that’s what people Do, when a relationship is going Well They meet each others’ parents And I’ve never understood that. I’ve never been with my boyfriend and been like, ‘Oh, honey Tonight is going great. But do you know what would make it PERFECT? DOUG and PRIYANKA MAHESWARAN.


Steven: “why”

Garnet: “Police negotiations”

Peridot: “NYEAAAAHH”

Little boys are gay tho because I remember in 1st grade they say if you dont say/do (something) I will kiss you

Idk if anyone else gone through that

Na verdade vai acabar namorando com a cone já é bomb não come você não sei como é que é de casal que se chama não sei e aqueles casas que praticamente já vai acontecer

I just figured out something if steven anc Connie argue about the last slice of pizza
All they need to do is fuse into stevonnie and then
BOOM the both get the last slice

Why would you even do this. Just watch the john mulaney video on netflix. Why waste your time making it some dumb steven universe thing?


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