Probably Not Straight – Steven Universe (ANIMATIC)
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Steven: I have a girlfriend now, uh, myself which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave and, I’ve walked and talked for 28 years I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in heaven they built three-quarters of a gay person and they forgot to flip the final switch and they just sent me out, and it was like, ‘You marked that one gay, right?’ and he was like ‘Oh no, was I supposed to?” And they were like, “Oh, man!” ‘Well, this will be a Very interesting person.’ ‘This’ll be a very silly person.’ I was definitely gay when I was a little boy. A lot of little boys are gay, y’know they’re very ~flowy~ and they have hard opinions on things. I don’t mean that I was a sexually-active gay man when I was a little boy, That’s not what I mean. When I was a little boy, I was more like a 67 year old gay man that’s kind of over it, sexually, y’know? I was just like an old queen, I would come out to the recess yard and be like, ‘Everyone get outta my way! I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.’ Real quick, I had this happen, I was in a restaurant near here in the West Village, and I was at the urinal, and an old gay man came in the bathroom with a walker, like this, and he said this to me, and he went, ‘I’m either havin’ a drink, or I have to pee. You’re livin’ the golden years, kid, not me.’ Like, he spoke in rhymes. It was crazy. It was such a weird interaction that I wasn’t sure if it actually happened. I came out of the bathroom and I asked my girlfriend, like, ‘Did you see, like, and old man, follow me in the bathroom?’ And she was like, ‘Steven, that bathroom’s been CLOSED for FORTY YEARS!!!’ Connie: It’s going very well, I love him very much So a few months ago, he was like, ‘Okay, it’s going well, so, now, uh I should meet your parents.’ Because that’s what people Do, when a relationship is going Well They meet each others’ parents And I’ve never understood that. I’ve never been with my boyfriend and been like, ‘Oh, honey Tonight is going great. But do you know what would make it PERFECT? DOUG and PRIYANKA MAHESWARAN.