Ursula: And I fortunately know a little magic, it’s a talent that I always have possessed And here lately, please don’t laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed, pathetic Poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need. This one longing to be thinner, that one wants to get the girl And do I help them?
Yes indeed! Those Poor Unfortunate Souls, so sad, so true They come flocking to my cauldron crying “Spells, Ursula, please!” And I help them? Yes, I do! Now it’s happened once or twice, someone couldn’t pay the price And I’m afraid I had to rake ’em ‘Cross the coals Yes, I’ve had the odd complaint
But on the whole, I’ve been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls!