Game In 60 Seconds: Dark Souls III
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Hi, I’m Nick Cage and this is Game in 60 Seconds. Today’s game is Dark Souls 3. Okay, lets ride. The main mission in the game is to claim a ton of souls so you can restart the Age of Fire, I guess. I rolled a sword-wielding BADASS for my main character! I have swords and daggers hiding everywhere. Even the most discreet places for added protection. At the very beginning of the game, I couldn’t help but notice the BEAUTIFUL scenery. “Woah, this is amazi-” *le stab* There’s all kinds of really cool loot
*nom* Enemies will come out of nowhere. I never see them coming. “Where else are they hiding?” “Is that a rock or a monster?” “That grass looks dangerously SHARP!” I ended up making a trail of bonfires so I wouldn’t lose my progress. I found the best combo for fighting enemies is spam attack and roll. I always forget that I’m carrying too much gear and my character ends up rolling SUPER slow. “Roll faster!” “Watch out for his tree branch!” “WHY HAVEN’T I ROLLED YET?” Other players can leave you notes to help you on your journey. “Ooh, SECRETS!” *falls to death* “Like my note, Cage?” “GIT GUD” “Dammit Manson, you’re creepin’ me out!” “You better watch your Deep Six, Cage.” “I AM THE PALE EMPEROR!” The game is very similar to Dark Souls 2. Luckily that game was FRIKKEN AWESOME. My biggest problem with the game was the FRAMERATE. I changed the game to the lowest setting and it was STILL LAGGING. “IT’S ALL SQUARES! WHY ARE YOU STILL LAGGING?!” My favourite part of the game is the awesome Boss Battles. “Finally, I made it to the boss!” “AHHH! It’s going to take me hours to get back there!” “Worth it.” Overall, I give Dark Souls 3: 4 OUT OF 5 GHOST RIDERS And half a GIT GUD Subscribe, and pay your allegiance to the Pale Emperor.

I thought Nicolas Cage's accent was the easiest one to make, but based on this, i have deducted that it's still pretty fuckin easy to imitate Nicolas' voice, why can't you guys just do a shitty impression at least

Honestly Irithyl was so annoying, the enemies weren't so bad I just couldn't see what they were doing, since I upgraded I haven't had any problems but I swear that I did better on the dragon slayers armor when I couldn't see anything.

You know.. sniff Dark Souls is actually easy sniff all da bosses sniff I beat sniff on der first tre sniff

You forgot the biggest number one problem with Dark souls 2 is the matchmaking that's including invading along with summoning.

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