Exit – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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Ooh! Waiter! Waiter! Yes sir? That was the finest meal I’ve ever had in my life! I’m very pleased to hear sir. I’m sure the chef will be – And how much for your exit sign? Eh, excuse me? Your exit signs! I’d like to buy them! I – I’m afraid I don’t understand, sir. You see my boy, when I have an enjoyable experience at a restaurant or show I like to remember it by purchasing the venue’s exit signs. *clap* How much? Sir, that – that would be against fire codes for us to sell and remove – Bring me your manager. I’m – I’m prepared to make an offer. *sighs of resignment* *inaudible* Sir, the exit signs are not for sale, if you would like your own I would be happy to direct you to the company that made and installed them. NO! I want those right there! This meal was amazing and I want to remember it! I’ll give you ten thousand dollars… Sir, I can’t – Uh, what? Yes! Ten thousand dollars! And with that you can buy as many exit signs as you need. Well, I suppose we’ll be fine for a day without exit signs in the restaurant. Alright then! It’s a deal! *minigasm* Absolutely beautiful! *People shouting* God, I’m so richly bored! Oh no! Phew! That was a co-lose one! Now I just need to find…the… exit. oh oh-no oh-no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!