Christian Dating Secrets REVEALED!

Christian Dating Secrets REVEALED!
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Start building a website today with Squarespace! And use squarespace.com/cow to get 10% off. There are two things that people spend their entire lives trying to figure out. God and relationships. So now imagine trying to wrap both of those things into one mega-thing. Well, my friends, that is what we like to call Christian dating, and it is a (CHUCKLING) strange, scary world. But I’m here to explain it to you today! So here are Christian dating secrets revealed. Okay, so the first concept you need to understand when it comes to Christian dating is this idea of being intentional. You need to date intentionally! You literally need to have the whole thing planned out in advance. You can’t just be out having fun. What is that? That’s how people make mistakes, if you know what I mean. See, let me show you. This is what a normal, secular date looks like. (LAUGHS) We’re having so much fun for no particular reason! This was just so great, yet devoid of all meaning! Do you wanna go on another directionless date next week? Well, I don’t have anything else going on in my life, so … sure! And now, here is an improved, intentional, Christian date. And … check! Another successful date is complete! One step closer to marriage! See, intentional dating is all about having the end in mind from the beginning. Unfortunately, there’s this whole issue with the fact that most of the time when you wanna date someone, you don’t quite know if you want to marry them yet. Hey, so, uh, do you wanna get married? Wait, are you proposing to me? What? No, no. I just wanted to go out on a date. Oh, okay. But though it would be great if all Christian dating was intentional, the reality is that a lot of it is what I refer to as youth group dating. Youth group dating is … complicated, yet very simple, but in a bad way. So many Ruths in desperate search of their Boaz! Basically, as long as you’re making an effort to appear spiritual, you’re gonna be a catch. Well, assuming you’re hot. For example: He’s so strong in his faith. This just means he prays during prayer time. He’s a great spiritual leader. He plays guitar during worship. I just really think God wants us to be together. He’s hot. And hey, look. Boaz isn’t guiltless here, okay? Literally the only reason guys go to youth group is to pick up nice Christian girls. Okay, Keith, since you’re the youth minister, I’m pretty sure that you’re aware of all the pairing up that the kids in your youth group are doing recently. Maybe you should put a stop to that. But if I tell them that they can’t date each other, then they won’t come back to youth group, okay? All right, all right. Then forget what I said. Just make sure that they’re not … you know. I can’t promise that. Well, then threaten them with purity class! I don’t care! Anything to scare ’em straight! But don’t worry. Those Christian youth group kids become a lot more intentional in college. Mainly because that’s when the spiritual clock starts ticking. I mean, what good Christian isn’t married by the time they graduate from a private Christian university? Are you kidding me? Wow, I can’t believe you’re graduating in two weeks! Are you ready? No! I’ve been around single, beautiful Christian young women for 4 years now, and I’m somehow still not married? Am I broken? Now, look, Jordan, I may just be a sophomore, but I have been married for two years and I can tell you that, uh, yeah, there’s probably something wrong with you. If you’re a Christian and you’re not married by the time you get out of college, are you sure you’re even saved? Look, if you find yourself in this position, there are a few things that you can do and say to hide the fact that you’re clearly defective. Try some of these phrases. Oh yeah, I’m just mostly trying to focus on my relationship with God right now. I often wonder if I’m called to singleness. I just don’t understand what the whole big deal is with this whole dating system, okay? It’s a sham, I tell you! A miserable sham! Anyways, what were you gonna ask me? I actually was just gonna ask if you wanted to go out sometime. (LAUGHS) What? Let’s go. (LAUGHS) Let’s go! Well guys, I’m still trying to learn how to code my own websites and I’m still not sure that it’s worth the hassle, so I would definitely recommend Squarespace. Squarespace has tons of beautiful templates and they’ll have your site up and running in literally minutes. So if you ever wanted to start your own website or blog and thought it would be too difficult, well, just go to Squarespace. Plus, if you sign up for a year, you’re gonna get a free custom domain of your choice. So go to squarespace.com/cow because there you’re gonna get 10% off your first purchase. If you ever wanna start a website of your own, squarespace.com/cow is where you go. All right, Keith. As youth minister, I think you’re probably aware that the kids lately have been pair— – All right, Keith. As the youth—
– (JORDAN LAUGHING) This isn’t good. It’s not gonna work. – All right, Keith … (LAUGHING)
– (JORDAN LAUGHING) JORDAN: I was hoping you were gonna laugh because I was about to. I—I can’t promise that. – Well, threaten them with purity class!
– (LAUGHING) I—I can’t promise that. – Well, then threaten them with purity class! That’ll scare ’em straight!
– (JORDAN GROANS) – KATIE: Whoa!
– KELLI: Jordan! Now, Keith, as the youth leader, I think you’re probably aware of all the pairing up that the kids are doing in your youth group lately. – Maybe you should put a stop to that.
– (JORDAN LAUGHING) – (LAUGHING) In my youth group.
– All right. – Oh man.
– Here we go. – This isn’t good.
– (CLEARS THROAT) – I need to, like, take a breather.
– Nah, you’re good. You can get this. – Okay.
– You just gotta … here we go.
– Ow!

Casually studing for my Religion test while watching this but this video is all that's in my head.

DATING IS UNBIBLICAL

Although the words “courtship” and “dating” are not found in the Bible, we are given some principles that Christians are to go by during the time before marriage. The first is that we must separate from the world's view on dating because God's way contradicts the world's (2 Peter 2:20). While the world’s view may be to date around as much as we want, the important thing is to discover the character of a person before making any commitment to him or her. We should find out if the person has been born again in the Spirit of Christ (John 3:3-8) and if he or she shares the same desire toward Christ-likeness (Philippians 2:5). The ultimate goal of dating or courting is finding a life partner. The Bible tells us that, as Christians, we should not marry an unbeliever (2 Corinthians 6:14-15) because this would weaken our relationship with Christ and compromise our morals and standards.

When one is in a committed relationship, whether dating or courting, it is important to remember to love the Lord above all else (Matthew 10:37). To say or believe that another person is “everything” or the most important thing in one’s life is idolatry, which is sin (Galatians 5:20; Colossians 3:5). Also, we are not to defile our bodies by having premarital sex (1 Corinthians 6:9, 13; 2 Timothy 2:22). Sexual immorality is a sin not only against God but against our own bodies (1 Corinthians 6:18). It is important to love and honor others as we love ourselves (Romans 12:9-10), and this is certainly true for a courtship or dating relationship. Whether dating or courting, following these biblical principles is the best way to have a secure foundation for a marriage. It is one of the most important decisions we will ever make, because when two people marry, they cleave to one another and become one flesh in a relationship which God intended to be permanent and unbreakable (Genesis 2:24; Matthew 19:5).

This makes me feel sad I m 27… I have other relationship with "christians" but none worked out even though I have 100% of my effort I guess some ppl are meant to stay single

Men, never ever talk to a woman unless it is absolutely necessary such as to conduct a commercial transaction or to accomplish a work-related task. Do not initiate a conversation with a woman in a social situation. If a woman talks to you first in a social situation, you then may speak to her, but don't assume that you can initiate future conversations with her. Do not ask women on dates. Ever. Date women only through third party introductions such as mutual friends i.e. blind dates, or through dating services. Do your best to never look at a woman for any reason. Wear sunglasses. All of these things can be interpreted by a woman as sexual harassment.

This video is so accurate! I go to Colorado Christian University and the awkward dating/ring before spring culture there is annoying! I get people asking me if I have my Mrs. degree yet… sigh.

All these people are proud to be single wooow guys just don't want to dedicate time and effort anymore. The bible shows the guys going for the girls (except ester ) so guys stop being lazy God never had to tell any guy in the bible what girl to marry. The guy knew what kind of girl he wanted and went and got her so guys …. go and get them

One thing to keep in mind, girls…guys that are under the age of 22 probably still aren't mature enough for marriage.

Hahahaha i feel like this'll definitely be me in college. Senior in high school here, stressing about the 3 Gs. God, grades, and girls.

Technically it's courting, courting isn't gods way by the way it's the gentlemen ways, dating is this new thing of hanging out, and this is not right at all maybe some but not all

Okay, I do not believe that you have to get married by the end of university or college, as a Christian. As, I am a Christian

"If your a Christian and your not married by the time you get out of college, Are you sure youre even saved?" LOL IM DYING AT THIS LINE :'D

Hey, christain? Be careful, being outward with faith in a wrong might mislead some. Maybe add a disclaimer ? Congrats on your success!

I low key think Christians like to get married so soon because they wanna fuck but they don’t wanna sin 😂😂💀

Come to think of it, I've never really liked girls because I thought them pretty, but I have disliked them because I thought otherwise.

So I paused at 37 seconds.
1. An animated guy who looks like a stunt double for Screech on “saved by the bell” waving his arms around like he’s a muppet. So annoying.

2. When will his puberty kick in? His voice is so annoying and whining it’s like a Jewish Will Friedle.

3. For over 2,000 years we get it… Christians… haha such an easy target. Yet youtubers, real media like the news and prime time comedians wouldn’t dare mock say Islam. Prove me wrong annoying voiced guy. Please! Do the same exact video but say Christian scientists or those weird Roman Catholics that pray on wooden beads, or Buddhists.

Honestly, I just think that God is wanting me to wait for the right guy, but I’m 14, so I can worry about other things than my relationships😂😂

Christian dating is a myth. I know plenty of Christian people behind closed doors that were off the hook. It's only human lol 😋☺️

Jesus mentioned becoming a eunuch for the sake of the kingdom of God. Nothing wrong with being single. Most women of God don't even date Christian men or know what a Christian man is. I've lost count of the amount of Christian women I've met that are dating athiest. Lol And they don't think nothing is wrong with that. They desire popularity, a guy that everybody likes, and that he says all the happy clappy things, yet they don't realize that differs greatly from what Jesus said about a disciple of Him. Disciples of Jesus are HATED by the world…They are not Sons of Eli. They don't use church to pick up chicks. Whimps…

That comment about boys and youth groups… LIES ALL LIES love is of no current interest to me youth group is just a chance to A: Learn about God… but being a pastor`s brat it leans more towards B beacouse youth groups ONLY teach the basics. B: Help teach others about God… pretty self explanatory. C: Actually having friends who aren`t my siblings… I`m home schooled, there aren`t currently any people in my church who are within 8 years of my age (other then my 6 siblings of course) and we just moved last year and not very many children live near us. Although if i actually meet other children then i`m pretty good at making friends.

I completely understand that this video is meant to be humorous by adding exaggerations to what you are talking about, but it made us seem like complete weirdos and freaks. I’m a Christian, and I’m not trying to trash on your videos or anything like that, it’s just that this is just kind of offensive. Christian people date the same way that everyone else does. Yeah some of us don’t have sex before marriage because we want to be in a fully committed relationship before that, and yeah most of us like to know that the person that we are dating or seeking out is the person that we might end up with but it’s not always so clear. So yeah, some of us might wait forever to have a significant other and some of us might have a bunch of girlfriends or boyfriends to try and find who we are looking for. I don’t see how it’s so different from everyone else. Also, Christians don’t need to be married right after college and if they aren’t, they certainly don’t need a lie or an excuse for it. Also, not all Christians have to go to a bible college or even a Christian one at that. Again, I don’t want to seem like I am bashing on your video, but I just wanted to be able to say what the truth is because it’s things like this that might eventually scare people away from even giving God a chance at being in their life. Thanks so much, love you all, love your videos. Bye!

The secret is that holier-than-thou christards are not that much different from secular people. christians just pretend they are purer than everyone else…but we all know they just want to fuck. Lol.

Jordan I know you won’t see this since this is a three year old video but I thought It won’t hurt to comment so here goes. I completely agree, I think people should date to find there husband/wife. Dating is fine but when you have no plans of getting married or are dating the person but don’t an on marrying them then I think that’s wrong, but that’s my opinion. If you see this then I’m glad my message got to you.

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